Friday, April 24, 2009
Saturday, April 18, 2009
THE WORLD WAS AMAZED THIS WEEK WHEN ON BRITISH TV SHOW, "BRITAIN'S GOT TALENT", A RATHER HOMELY LOOKING WOMAN SANG AND SOUNDED GOOD. I'M SURE THE JUDGES AND AUDIENCE WERE EXPECTING SOMETHING PRETTY RANK, AND WERE BAYING FOR BLOOD. SUSAN BOYLE HAD THE AUDACITY AND CONFIDENCE TO DELIVER A VERY SURPRISING PERFORMANCE, PROMPTING FAMOUS PEOPLE TO SAY THEY WERE REDUCED TO TEARS. IT WAS QUICKLY POINTED OUT TO THE WORLD THAT SHE WAS STILL A VIRGIN AND HAD NEVER BEEN KISSED. WE NEEDED TO KNOW THAT, DIDN'T WE?
Thursday, April 16, 2009
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Tuesday, April 07, 2009
Monday, April 06, 2009
I REMEMBER TINY TIM NAMED A DAUGHTER KLEENEX AND FRANK ZAPPA HAD DWEEZEL AND MOON UNIT. DID THEY START THIS, OR ARE THERE EARLIER EXAMPLES?
Friday, April 03, 2009
POLICE RAIDED A GUY YESTERDAY AND HE WAS ARRESTED FOR POSSESSION OF ILLEGAL FIREARMS AND HAVING VIAGRA WITHOUT A PRESCRIPTION! I SAID THAT HE WAS ORGANIZING A STICK UP, SHE SAID BECAUSE HE WAS ALREADY CAUGHT IT WAS A COCK UP. SHE HAS BEEN MARRIED TO ME FAR TOO LONG.
ANYWAY, APART FROM ALL OF THAT, IMAGINE WHAT SHIT THIS GUY WILL GET FROM HIS TOUGH BIKIE MATES!!!!!
WHAT A DISGRACE!!!!
THIS POST WILL BE FORWARDED TO MY STATE MEMBER OF PARLIAMENT, I HOPE SHE RESPONDS!
Wednesday, April 01, 2009
IT REMINDS ME OF A STORY MANY YEARS AGO WHEN COMEDIAN PETER COOK WAS IN FRONT OF THE BEAK ON DRINK DRIVING CHARGES AND ORDERED NOT TO DRIVE FOR A CERTAIN PERIOD. COOK ASKED THE JUDGE IF THAT INCLUDED POWER ASSISTED PUSH BIKES AND MOTORISED LAWNMOWERS.
THE BEAK CONFIRMED THAT IT DID.
Drunk crashes motorised bar stool
- April 1, 2009 - 1:17PM
Drink driving ... police in Newark charged a man after he crashed his motorised bar stool. Photo: AP
Authorities in Ohio say a US man has been charged with drink driving after crashing his motorised bar stool.
Police in Newark, 30 miles east of Columbus, say when they responded to a report of a crash with injuries on March 4, they found a man who had wrecked a bar stool powered by a deconstructed lawn mower.
Kile Wygle, 28, went to hospital with minor injuries. Police say he was charged with operating a vehicle while intoxicated after he told an officer at the hospital that he had consumed 15 beers.
Wygle told police his motorised bar stool can go up to 38mph.
Wygle has pleaded not guilty and has requested a jury trial.